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Say allll the inappropriate things, make you laugh, tell it like it is, call the patriarchy into question without being (too) angry about it, and help you sell more of your work without selling your soul.

we like to:

If you're ready to address the broad, deep patterns that keep you earning less than you'd like in your business, you're in the right place.  

Other sales coaches will pump you full of tactics and strategies: cut and paste, done-for-you steps that assume selling more stuff is as simple as 1-2-3. They're full of to-do's and templates that have no lasting impact on your humanity.

We're aiming for transformation.

Of your sales, and of your day-to-day patterns as a modern female.

If you're ready to address the broad, deep patterns that keep you earning less than you'd like as a female in business, you're in the right place.  

Other sales coaches will pump you full of tactics and strategies: cut and paste, done-for-you steps that assume selling more stuff is as simple as 1-2-3. They're full of to-do's and templates that have no lasting impact on your humanity.

We're aiming for transformation. Of your sales, and of your day-to-day patterns as a modern woman.

We're Nick and Kristen!

SELL MORE WORK WITH LESS FRUSTRATION

SELL MORE WORK WITH LESS FRUSTRATION

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If you're laughing in a cringe-y way because FUCK NO you don't have those things locked down, we can help.

Do you currently:

+ know exactly what makes you different from everyone else with a similar business?
+ have a clear and concise website homepage that gets people buying?
+ have an about page that draws people in and gets them to love you (or not) within a few seconds?
+ have an up-to-date marketing calendar you'll actually stick to for the next six months?
+ know precisely which step to take next in your business, without second-guessing yourself constantly and promising you'll do it 'later'?


workshop // sept 17-19th

We didn't create Ballsy with slick-shiny-fancy bits because we're not slick and fancy people. We had real, vulnerable conversations to make Ballsy, and now we create experiences to help you be more real and vulnerable, too. 

(All that vulnerability leads to sales. Promise.)

We're not fancy, we're effective.

what makes us different

Just like Ricky Bobby, we're all about moving FAST.  We've reduced our years of experience in selling -- behind the scenes, front and center, male and female, in solo and in partner ventures -- into short and sweet timeframes that get you the goods in no time flat.

We like to go fast.

what makes us different

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"YUP," YOU SAY?  BALLSY IS FOR YOU.

The Ballsy course will help you sell more stuff, but first we'll handle all sorts of uncomfortable life stuff that gets in the way of your sales.  


+ make yourself smaller in public or online? (i.e. avoid sharing your opinion or refer to your 'little' business?)
+ pick up the slack for those around you?
+ deny yourself pleasure, nutrients, sleep, or showering to take care of clients or loved ones?
+ continually run out of time to care for the basics of your business, like sales and marketing?
+ feel shame about what a 'slacker' you are for not having a thigh gap *and* a six-figure business *and* a miraculous sex life and and and and and...?
+ fear bringing a project to life, so you put it off indefinitely?

online // starts july 16

Do you regularly:

 I've updated my website, got new headshots, don't cover up my tattoos anymore and I've had so many great clients in the last time.  I don't know if it's my new attitude, but for the first time ever I've got more clients then I can serve and had to stop booking new clients. 


" For the first time ever I've got more clients than I can serve and had to stop booking new clients." 

Lydia Krumpholz

fuck yah kind words!

My biggest fear was being disappointed in the outcome because so much effort, money and trust was put into it.  Thankfully it didn’t come true, I walked away with exactly what I needed. Clarity. 
 

"I walked away with exactly what I needed.  Clarity."

Jaimie Nelson

fuck yah more kind words!

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